Saturday, January 29, 2011

what should happen and what happen are completely different

















How in the world is this what comes up first when searching, "what happens when." What happened to the good ol fashioned, what happens when you die? Not even in the top 5?!

Peeing and Writing don't mix

You never watch someone write. Looking over someone's shoulder while they write is like watching someone pee. Fuck off!

Serial killer gets church backing, WTF

David Berkowitz, aka The Son of Sam, aka The .44 Caliber Killer, a convicted serial killer is featured in a series named, "Testimony: Profiles in Faith" on Youtube. According to this series he wasn't mentally ill, but possessed by the devil. He is now cured (duh) through the discovery of God.

Let me get this straight, over 14 months he terrorized New York city walking the streets and shooting people at random, 8 shooting and 6 dead in total. In 1987 he becomes a born again Christian and there is not only a church that is willing to attach their name to him, but promote this connection? Jesus

The Cross Necklaces. striking disparity between theory and application; Ho's and Gangsta's

What the fuck is up with the disparity between the cross necklace's symbolism and its application disparity?

Application disparity #1 Women
Anytime I see a cross necklace on a woman I'm guaranteed to see some cleavage as well. Think about it, every time you see a women wearing one its dangling just above her publicly presented cleavage. If you cant remember, start looking for it. Wouldn't this be an inappropriate application of theory? God, Jesus, all that good stuff is the holiest of holy. Purity, divinity, love, life, morality, etc. Where does the gap between a woman's boobies being displayed fit into this?

This leaves only a few possible conclusions; 1. Christian women are low class. 2. Christian women are space cadets and unaware of their actions. 3. Non Christian women wear cross' as a highlighter to their tits.

Application Disparity #2
I honestly cant recall the last time I saw a cross on a man that couldn't be seen from 400 yards away. The cross has become synonymous with Hip Hop culture, a movement that is synonymous with drugs, violence and misogyny. 

I'm gonna go ahead and gamble that a large percent of these cross wearing size 65 jean sportin guys aren't Christian. 


The cross necklace just isn't what it used to be. I remember when only clean cut and morally correct people who believed in things that couldn't be proved and were logically faulty were the only ones that wore said necklaces.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Why men like fighting so much

   I will almost never give just because as an answer. Just because, because it is, it just is, etc never explained anything. These answers rarely come from the mouth of an educated person and they are yet to prove anything over the tradbo-zillion times they've been used. It is also noteworthy that my blood boils to near evaporation when people use it on me amidst a debate. 
   What's this have to do with fighting? It has to be obvious. Why do men like fighting so much? Answer: because we do. We love that shit. We like doing it. We like watching it. We like telling stories about it. We like hearing stories about. Photos, interviews, replays, it doesn't matter, if its about fighting, we dig it. If they made teddy bears that were somehow related to fighting we'd buy em. 2 for $50? Cool I'll buy one for me and my buddy, he loves fighting.
   Not that the following is related, but I'd guess that maybe 1 in 20 guys could actually fight in any respectable way if their safety depended on it. 

  I don't doubt that there are theories why we like fighting so much ranging from the biological to the anthropological and Im certain many of them are plausible, evidenced based and follow logically, but I think this s one time that "just because" is a better answer. We just love that shit.