Scientific Jewish Mothers

Is there a Jewish mother out there that doesn't scream "you're too skinny. You need to eat. Its unhealthy"? Granted I don't know many of em, but the ones I do couldn't tell you the difference between photosynthesis and ketosis. Given their overall shameful lack of education where in the hell do they get off feeding me junk my entire life, getting me addicted to sugar, and building horrendous eating habits in the name of science?!!!! FCK OFF

Atheism Quote of the Day

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
-Steven Weinberg

New study proves that 97% of people are highly inefficient

Ok, I made up that part about a study and 97% so that I could bitch, but if I had to guess that would be the number. Proof; what percentage of people receive a text from someone with a question and then respond "who is this" and nothing else. Go fck yourself you self centered inefficient low IQ scum. How bout responding the answer and "who is this"? Cause if Im one of x number of people I wont get the answer Im seeking? 

I texted a girl today who I havent spoken with in awhile, "whats the name of the juice place you worked at? Im sick and want one". Of course she instantly responds, "who is this" only to give me the name and strike up a meaningless conversation with me after I identified myself. Ps if you're thinking "why don't you indentify yourself first" go kill yourself. How am I to know who has and hasn't lost their phone/contacts etc. 

In the same family is the ol' "what for". Jesus!!! You text a friend for someone else's number and this person knows with absolute certainty that both parties would be ok with other having their number yet your friend still responds "what for". Go fck yourself you self centered asshle. The world cant turn without you? How bout responding, "555-555-5555. what you need it for". Its fcn amazing that we have cell phones, tvs and navigation with the inefficiency displayed everyday

what should happen and what happen are completely different

How in the world is this what comes up first when searching, "what happens when." What happened to the good ol fashioned, what happens when you die? Not even in the top 5?!

Peeing and Writing don't mix

You never watch someone write. Looking over someone's shoulder while they write is like watching someone pee. Fuck off!

Serial killer gets church backing, WTF

David Berkowitz, aka The Son of Sam, aka The .44 Caliber Killer, a convicted serial killer is featured in a series named, "Testimony: Profiles in Faith" on Youtube. According to this series he wasn't mentally ill, but possessed by the devil. He is now cured (duh) through the discovery of God.

Let me get this straight, over 14 months he terrorized New York city walking the streets and shooting people at random, 8 shooting and 6 dead in total. In 1987 he becomes a born again Christian and there is not only a church that is willing to attach their name to him, but promote this connection? Jesus

The Cross Necklaces. striking disparity between theory and application; Ho's and Gangsta's

What the fuck is up with the disparity between the cross necklace's symbolism and its application disparity?

Application disparity #1 Women

Anytime I see a cross necklace on a woman I'm guaranteed to see some cleavage as well. Think about it, every time you see a women wearing one its dangling just above her publicly presented cleavage. If you cant remember, start looking for it. Wouldn't this be an inappropriate application of theory? God, Jesus, all that good stuff is the holiest of holy. Purity, divinity, love, life, morality, etc. Where does the gap between a woman's boobies being displayed fit into this?

This leaves only a few possible conclusions; 1. Christian women are low class. 2. Christian women are space cadets and unaware of their actions. 3. Non Christian women wear cross' as a highlighter to their tits.

Application Disparity #2

I honestly cant recall the last time I saw a cross on a man that couldn't be seen from 400 yards away. The cross has become synonymous with Hip Hop culture, a movement that is synonymous with drugs, violence and misogyny. 

I'm gonna go ahead and gamble that a large percent of these cross wearing size 65 jean sportin guys aren't Christian. 

The cross necklace just isn't what it used to be. I remember when only clean cut and morally correct people who believed in things that couldn't be proved and were logically faulty were the only ones that wore said necklaces.