Scientific Jewish Mothers

Is there a Jewish mother out there that doesn't scream "you're too skinny. You need to eat. Its unhealthy"? Granted I don't know many of em, but the ones I do couldn't tell you the difference between photosynthesis and ketosis. Given their overall shameful lack of education where in the hell do they get off feeding me junk my entire life, getting me addicted to sugar, and building horrendous eating habits in the name of science?!!!! FCK OFF